Rule #10: Go for the asshole.

24 May

Not literally, as far as doing it up the butt goes…that is definitely an individual decision and I intend to not sway you either way. I don’t want to tell you to do it up the anus because when things go horribly awry and you need to spray Febreeze everywhere and quickly run to the laundromat because you’ll come back and blame me. I don’t want to tell you not to do it because…some people enjoy it. As far as sodomy, do whatever your heart tells you to do.

I’m talking about the asshole as in the man who is no good for you, but you have an excellent time with anyways.  Sometimes it’s so much fun to be relentless rude to someone that you know can dish it right back. Just think: constant angry sex! The asshole is not necessarily the guy who doesn’t call back or won’t introduce you to his friends. I’m talking about the guy who you absolutely love to hate. The kind of guy who you can be screaming at one second and then going at it in the aisles of Walmart the next. While these men tend to play at your insecurities and may not necessarily be able to find a clit, you need to date this type to find out exactly what passion is, and also to find out what kind of man not to date. That way, when you find the right one for you, you’ll know what passion is and still be with a guy who’s not an obnoxious asshole.


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